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Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you’re welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that’s sweet. (From the movie FIRED UP)
Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children. (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)
Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face, Careering along through the boundaries of space, The question has frequently come to my mind, If ever I’ll gaze on thy glorious behind! (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle (GLORIA STEINAM )
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